Saturday, November 8, 2008

Every man for himself

One of the best things about being in this part of the world is that a lot of the ultra-conservative safety measures that are in place in the US have not yet made their way to Asia. From what I can tell, this is not a lawsuit-driven culture, so things that are questionably or even clearly dangerous are generally still open to the public. Nearly every visitor who steps foot in our apartment is shocked to see that at 26 floors and up a hill, we have no screens on our windows. We have witnessed behavior that would cause entire terminals to be shut down in the US, been on flights that have taken off with no safety announcement and had people standing in the middle of the aisles arguing with the flight attendants about seat assignments. My sister and I walked in and out of passport control/customs in Laos probably 4 times each going to the ATM and on one trip home from Mumbai, John, along with a group of people, continually walked in and out of security then on to the tarmac, right next to the plane to pull luggage off.


John and I have grown accustom to a lot of the behavior, but I still haven't really gotten use to the construction sites. I have come to believe that there are no rules regarding the safety of construction workers.
Most do not wear shirts, some wear sandals and it's completely normal to see a worker with a welding device, no goggles, sparks flying everywhere, sans shirt and a cigarette hanging from his mouth working on the sidewalk. It is your personal responsibility to watch out for what he is doing and it is the workers responsibility to not blow himself up. No one else. There is nothing to warn you that some may be brandishing an open flame, no barricades, no apparent or obvious safety equipment. You just have to watch out. I took these pictures this morning of a "normal" HK working environment -- there were even some I couldn't get good shots of that were equally as crazy.









Rather than metal scaffolding, here they use bamboo stalks. They bind it together with plastic rope and some person has to put it all together manually. It's terrifying to watch

Friday, October 24, 2008

So that's why...


I'm sure nearly all of you have noticed the small things in different places you've visited -- bad translations to English, different street signs, just very small things that you notice, but are close enough to what you're use to that you get the point.

Here in Asia, especially in Hong Kong, I've noticed that nearly all of the public warnings or announcements are not only telling you what to to, but also why you should (or shouldn't) do something. I first noticed it when I went to the grocery store and there was a constant announcement going on about washing fruits and vegetables so that you don't get sick and you feel better and enjoy food. I thought, that's weird --doesn't everyone know to wash stuff you get from the store? Especially a store in China? And how to they know I'm going to enjoy it more? What if it tastes like crap?

The grocery store is always pushing items claiming not that it is better, or improved or healthier -- but that it will make you enjoy life more, or make you happier, or your day more harmonious. Very strange.



Either way, John and I have taken some pictures of signs we thought were funny -- so just so obvious and detailed that we couldn't believe that a public warning was needed.

This one is telling you about dog poop - In the US it's usually a simple "Clean up after your pet" or "Curb your dog". Here, they're actually getting into the whole act of it.




This one is posted outside of the Pearl Tower in Shanghai. Rule #1 states, most importantly that "The raggamuffin, drunken people and psychotics are forbidden to enter the Tower"



This one is showing what happens to you if you've never thrown food at birds, or seen someone else do it


These are just some other ones that we thought were really unnecessary, or obvious.



Like -- lock your doors when you leave....


Look behind you before you cast a fishing pole into the gross South China Sea (now ironically, here is where a warning about actually washing and eating the fish would have maybe been of some value)


Don't really listen to the fortune tellers on the streets of Kowloon. The funny part is that they say not to be "easily fooled" by the religious street scams as opposed to really difficult to fool

Monday, September 15, 2008

Catching Up


Hola amigos. It's been awhile since we've rapped at ya, but things here have been a little crazy. We've had a steady stream of visitors since Aug 9 and just haven't had a chance to sit and work on the blog.
First we had my parents here for two weeks right as the Olympics were beginning. We then had John's sister Mary for two weeks as well. We've also had my sister, Christine, staying with us since the beginning of August.
We've had a great time and managed to squeeze a couple side trips. John and Mary were off to Cambodia and then the 4 of us met up in Luang Prabang, Laos.

But back to catching up.....

Here is what we have been doing for the past two months

Katie's parents and sister came to visit --







Katie, her mom and sister Christine went to the Equestrian Olympic events that were taking place in Hong Kong. The USA won gold!!







The city was invaded by Fuwas (the Olympic mascots)













And the whole family survived another Typhoon day






After 2 weeks of the Andry's, mom & dad went back to LA and Christine stayed behind to spend some more time in Asia.

A week after Katie's parents left, John's sister Mary, came to visit for 2 weeks. One week was spent in HK


Here's Mary trying out her bargaining skills







John & Mary at a typical market shop








They also managed to get a very unflattering picture of me -- people ask me if I seem tall in HK, and I really didn't think I was taller than most, but I was standing in line to buy a subway ticket and I guess I am a little taller than most of the people here...



After a week in HK, Mary and John headed over to Cambodia and then a couple days after that Christine and I met up with them in Luang Prabang, Laos.
More on that in the next post.....(I promise it won't be 8 weeks from now)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Adult Snow Day!!! (kind of)

John and I are experiencing what I can only describe as the adult version of a snow day (I never got these types of things growing up in Southern California - but once we got a few days off of school from flooding rains and the LA riots, so I get the idea).

Today we woke up to this warning:


NO. 8 NORTH-EAST GALE OR STORM FORCE SIGNAL
Here is the latest Tropical Cyclone Bulletin issued by the
Hong Kong Observatory.
The No. 8 Northeast Gale or Storm Signal is in force.
This means that winds with mean speeds of 63 kilometres per
hour or more are expected from the northeast quarter.


Basically what this all means is that work is cancelled! There are various storm warnings here in HK, but the magic number is 8 - you need at least a Typhoon 8 to get out of work, and we hit that at 5:00 am this morning. It was awesome. Now all I need is for it to stay this way all day --there is this rule that if they take down the Typhoon 8 signal and it is still during regular business hours, you are required to report to work (talk about a buzz kill). For the moment, I'm sipping my coffee slowly, watching TV and not planning on getting out of my pajamas......

***Afterward by John***
Very happy that the weather cooperated and gave us a Typhoon 8. Katie was literally the most excited I've ever seen her the whole night before at the prospect of it. She was checking the weather every 5 minutes and charting the storm's trajectory. If the Typhoon 8 didn't come through, she would have been devastated. DEVASTATED. The whining would have been intolerable. Luckily Typhoon 8 lasted all day.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Funny Website




I know most everyone knows about the website www.someecards.com, but I tell you - whenever I'm bored or need to laugh, I just go and look at some of the sarcastic e-cards....like this one.


Friday, July 25, 2008

Butt Pants


This picture is not a joke.

John and I had heard of this phenomenon prior to our trip to Beijing from my sister who's friend was studying there. She said, "Katie, the kids have pants with the crotch part open and they just squat where ever they are". AND IT'S TRUE!

These pants are worn on most kids in the 2-3 age range around mainland China. And it is completely normal to see a kid with these pants on being carried on some one's shoulders.

What I don't get is how there are not a ton of "accidents". Presumably, if the child is wearing these pants, they're not yet old enough to tell you that they need to go to the bathroom, then why would you place them on your shoulders? These people are nuts.

Regardless of the teaching methods used with these pants, it provided me with hours of immature entertainment. It was almost like playing that driving game where you hit the person next to you when you see a yellow beetle -- Every time I saw a kid I was looking to see if they had these butt pants on and if they did, I was all excited for some reason.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

34 degrees never feels good - regardless of how you measure it

I'm telling you, it's hot.

I know it's hot in NYC too. Below are the weather reports for both cities -- NYC feels like it's 34 C -- roughly 93 F. Hong Kong feels like it's 44 C, roughly 111 F.
New York, NY

Wednesday, Jul 23
High: 28 °C RealFeel®: 34 °C
Intervals of clouds and sunshine with a shower or thunderstorm; humid

Hong Kong, Hong Kong (*)
Forecast Details
Wednesday Day
Partly sunny
High 33°C 91°F
RealFeel®: 44°C 111°F

If you haven't had the misfortune of experienceing 111 degree heat with 95% humidity, think about what you feel like after you work out really hard and then you have to go to work in those same clothes.




Think about what you'd like to eat when it feels like 111 degrees outside?
Stuff that looks like this.... (I couldn't make the seahorses picture move down, but they were gross)






John and I got back from NYC last week and this is the first week that we're actually staying awake past 9:00 pm and sleeping past 6:00 am. We had an absolute blast in New York and miss it more than I thought both of us expected

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

"Real" China



John & I always describe Hong Kong as "China Light" - it's China, but really you don't feel like you're in China. A few weeks ago, we went to the real deal -- No more signs in English, unrecognizable food, and streets that had more lanes than the 405.

One of the best parts of travel is that you get to see regular people and unique things about each place. I think this applies to any place - be it near or far from your home.

One of the days we were in Beijing, we hired a driver to take us to the Great Wall. It was important for both John and I to see a less crowded part of the Wall and really the only way to do that is if you hire a private driver. It was probably the best 1,000 yuan we've ever spent. Not only did we get some amazing pictures of the Wall, we also managed to capture two priceless experiences on video. The Wall had the added bonus of a toboggan ride back down to the parking area. I went first and then John followed. Originally, he was just filming the ride itself -- it is wild to think that you're on a toboggon shooting down a hill off from the Great Wall of China, but then....well if you watch the full video, you see what happens.







Here are some pictures of the Wall - it really is a wonderment.




















































After a couple of hours on the Wall, our driver took us to a place for lunch. The entertainment here was that there was a giant cement pond and they pulled fish out of it and cooked it up right there. Now, if anyone is wondering what the final moments of the fish's life is like, well -- we have that on video too....enjoy

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Alright, now we're talking. Its been 6 months, almost to the day, since I've kissed American soil.

We've had tons of adventures in those 6 months but I am cooked and ready to get the hell out Asia. I think we've learned alot over the time we've been out here, but one thing we've learned for sure: America kicks ass! Whether its a parade in Fairport down mainstreet on the 4th of July, a bbq in someone's backyard, a lazy day in central park, or a sunday spent on the couch watching football, nothing beats the good old US of A.

I think and hope we should get to see most of you while we're back in town and we can't wait to catch up. Because of all the things we miss from the states (a good slice of NY style pizza, chipotle, cubs games, football, grilling, Central Park, the UES, spaghetti, late nights in NYC, normal food, driving, proper English, etc) its definitely all of you guys we miss the most. That and the pizza.

See y'all soon. We cannot wait! I'll bring the century eggs and Katie will bring some tales from Manila (she's currently there for work). It sounds like they think she's some goddess giant or something. Awesome : )

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Are they ready?

Here are three pictures of Beijing taken last weekend, June 8 - exactly 2 months before the Opening Ceremonies.
This was a "cloudless" day in Beijing, however, there was no blue sky. The air quality was actually worse than I could have imagined.


Monday, June 2, 2008

Incredible India

Ok, so where do I start? I went to India last week for business. Bombay to be exact, which has since been renamed to Mumbai; but most people still call it Bombay.

This was my second time to Bombay (I also went back in February) and I actually really like the country and its people. Like a lot of Asia, its definitely a little rough around the edges, but that's part of its charm. And the people are extremely friendly and outgoing. They also love to talk as much as I do.

One of the best parts of India is its TV. Its wild. Definitely the two best countries in Asia for TV are Japan and India. I think its because, of all the countries, India and Japan have their own distinct entertainment industries apart from the US. That combined with very different opinions of what they consider entertaining. Here are a couple of shows I came across when channel surfing.

The first clip is of the Indian version of American Idol >>>








Then second clip is of a Bollywood (India's version of Hollywood) movie>>>




Unfortunately, vast numbers of Indians live far below the poverty line. Occassionally, beggars would come up to my car asking for money. After I gave 20 rupees (about 50 cents) to a woman holding a very young child, another young girl came over and I gave her an additional 20 rupees. Well, word got out fast and soon our car was surrounded. Yikes!

Leaving proved to be a bit problematic as my flight (already due to leave at 3AM because there are never any normal flight times) had a mechanical problem. Not one general announcment was made over the public address system and the airport is in worse condition than most bus stations. The night ended up being one of the craziest experiences I've ever been a part of. Here is a run-down of my Friday night spent in the Mumbai Airport
1. At 2:30 AM I'm told the flight is delayed an hour
2. At 4am I'm told (only when I go up and ask) that the flight is delayed an additional hour.
3. At 4:30AM , I realize that there is another flight going to HK and start scrambling to get on that one.
4. After I'm told that I'm booked on the other flight, I am part of a group of 15 people led back out of security to get our bags moved and to get re-ticketed.
5. When exiting security, the employee of the airline gets in an argument with someone from security and they start grappling with each other. The security guy rips off the pass of the airline employee as the 15 of us stand there not knowing what to do.
6. We are all led out onto the tarmac of the airport (its now daylight) where another airport employee is calling everyone's name out (there were over 30 of us) to give us a new ticket and make sure their bag gets checked on the other plane.
7. I never get a new ticket or see my bag but am told to go back up to the plane. Unfortunately a big group of us tried to go at once and there was only one tiny elevator. People start pushing, they overload the elevator and tons of time is wasted.
8. When we get back to security, we're told its closed and that we have to go to another floor. After another 15 minutes waiting for the tiny broken elevator, we plead with the security guy to reopen that security section, which he then decides to do.
9. After a frantic scramble through security, a whole group of us goes running to the gate only to be told its full. At this point the yelling by some of the passengers really starts. They rip into to the airline staff like nothing I've ever seen.
11. Then we go back to our original gate and some of the other passengers really let the airline staff have it. Many of the complainers were native to India and used it as an example of why India was not meeting its potential. One quote from a native Indian that I'll always remember: "There is no communication, no organization, this is what's wrong with India!" The shouting literally went on for about 3 hours until I finally boarded the plane at about 10AM. I did not get home until 7:30PM on Saturday. Oh well, Incredible India!!!

Here are some of the highlights from the trip:

Bombay's most famous site is Gateway to India, which the British passed through when exiting the country after India ceased being a British Colony.

This is one of the old train stations, a very cool mix between Indian and British Architecture.














This is India's version of the Tuk Tuk (they don't call it that), which most locals use to get from place to place its very cheap (only a few cents a ride).














My co-worker was kind enough to take me to some local shops, on the edge of the Bombay Slums, the largest in all of Asia.














Last, here are some cool views of the Arabian Sea

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Trading Hong Kong for the Viet-Cong
















With Katie leaving for Los Angeles & Detroit for over a week and me really unable to swing the trip, I decided that I would do a solo weekend trip to get out and clear my mind a bit. I'm not much of a solo traveler, but its actually pretty cool from time to time.

The primary determinant of where I went was where-ever had the cheapest flight with good times. It would also help if it were somewhere that I would actually like to visit (I'll take a pass on Manilla, after the Philippino army drove a tank through the lobby of the Peninsula and sprayed the joint with bullets and tear gas last fall - no joke) .

After some research I decided on Ho Chi Minh (otherwise known as Saigon before the commies renamed it). With Katie not being there I decided to skimp on the lodging and return to my hippy backpacker roots a bit (if I ever had any). $15USD a night. Not bad! I got in late Friday night so went right to bed when I got there. The morning I was off to check out what the town had to offer.





















First thing about the city anyone who has ever been there will tell you is that the place is overrun with motorbikes. There are thousands of them all zig-zagging around, driving up on the sidewalk going into the wrong lane, running red lights (where there are lights), you name it. Its actually a really cool thing to just watch. Seeing a family of 4 on one bike is not uncommon either. The smallest kid (usually no more than 2) will go in the very front. Then the father, who actually drives the thing, comes next; then the older child is in the #3 spot and, depending on their age, will help support the baby up front; finally the Mom is in the back spot and she helps hold the whole thing together supporting the kid in the middle with her arms around her husbands waist and also holding onto the kid upfront. Crazy.

Part of the craziness is just trying to cross the street. Some roads are 6 lanes wide, and they usually have no traffic lights. There is literally shit (motorbikes, buses, rickshaws, bicycles, cars) coming at you from all angles. You have to learn the rules of the road to be able to properly cross.


Rule 1: Find a good opening (this is usually about 10-15 feet before the next motorbike; anymore and you're lucky);

Rule 2: Focus on the primary direction of traffic, but be sure that you keep an eye on the other direction as well because things really come from all directions.


Rule 3: Keep moving at a consistent pace as much as possible. You have to have a Yoda-like feel for what the bikes coming at you are gonna do and have an unspoken understanding of what you think the other will do. If you freeze or act frantically, it could get messy.


Rule 4: If it gets really crazy and there are no openings, its ok to stop for a moment. The other vehicles will go around you until you start going again.


My first few street crossings were kind of scary, and I was definitely frantic and unpredictable in my movements. After a few hours however, I got the hang of it and actually started enjoying it. I had gotten my rhythm done to a science.


My first stop was the Ben Thanh Market. It was just like every other market in Asia. Fake sunglasses, tshirts, etc. I bought 2 t-shirts for 80,000 dong. I'm sure I could have talked her down but I did not have the heart. Oh yeah, I almost forget to tell you, their currency is the Dong (like the character from 16 Candles) and the exchange rate is over 16,000 dong for 1 USD. Yikes!


Then it was onto the Reunification Palace. This "Palace" looked more like a library from the outside.
My favorite part was the warroom. Its like the Pentagon, if you were running it out of your parent's garage with some old rotary phones and typewriters.






After lunch, I hired a motor-bike driver who ended up taking me to the Cu Chi tunnels, about 40 kms outside the city. The ride was a blast and made me feel like a local, weaving through traffic.

















The Cu Chi tunnels themselves were pretty cool but also creepy. This was a series of tunnels built by the Viet-Cong before and during the Vietnam war to hide from and launch sneak attacks on the Americans. They were very proud of the booby traps made to kill the evil Americans. I told everyone I was from Hong Kong.











The tunnels themselves were downright closterphobic and I could barely fit. I am a tad bit bigger and less agile than the average Vietnamese person.



















One night I went to a famous rooftop bar where all the journalists used to tear it up during the Vietnam war. The Saigon nightlife and this bar (Rexes) were legendary back in the day. Not too much anymore. On this night there was a cheesy coverband from India or something and the clientale looked like they were probably leftovers from the Vietnam war era. Somepeople don't know when to call it a night (or occupation). . .















The next day I was down to the Mekong River Delta. This was an organized tour and was actually a really good time. I met some other travelers from England, Australia and Ireland.












They made us wear the rice hats, but they also helped a lot against the sun.






My guide at the Cu Chi Tunnels was giving tours to fulfill his mandatory military service requirement.